For when “putting yourself out there” feels like a slow death by small talk.
A blunt, burnout-proof guide to pitching to the press: what to write, who to pitch, and how to get media coverage that actually works.
Email marketing might not be sexy, but it’s yours. Here’s why showing up in someone’s inbox beats battling the algorithm (and how to do it without being annoying).
Because nothing says “trust us” like made-up praise from imaginary strangers.
Disclaimer: These reviews are fictional. We made them up because you haven’t left any yet. But if you want to say something equally dramatic, we won’t say no.
testimonials = proof that someone, somewhere bought the thing and didn't regret it. allegedly.
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