terms and conditions = the rules.
not fun, but legally necessary.

Terms and Conditions

We’re not thrilled to write this either, but here we are. The least we can do is make the rules readable. 

By accessing or using this website (ugh-social.com), our templates, downloads, advice, content, tools and the like (collectively: “The Stuff”), you agree to these Terms and Conditions (“Terms”). If you don’t agree, please close this tab and audibly sigh in true Ugh, Social style. 

Last updated: 1 May 2025

TL;DR:

Terms you’ll probably ignore (like we all do). This is the highlights version: 

  • We’re here to help you tolerate content creation, not fall in love with it. No false promises or guru nonsense.
  • Don’t steal our stuff. Seriously. We made it. It’s ours. Use it, don’t copy it.
  • Everything digital = no refunds. You download it, you own it. 
  • We’re not responsible for your engagement rate, emotional stability or Canva rage. 
  • If we link to other tools, that’s on them. Not our sink, not our dishes. 
  • We might earn a small commission on affiliate links – you don’t pay extra for this. 
  • We can update these rules whenever we need to. You agree by continuing to scroll.
  • Burnout isn’t your fault, but also… it’s not ours either.
  • Got questions? Email us. But please – no spam or SEO pitches. 
 
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Ugh, Social 
Strategic-ish support with a side of sarcasm. For burnt out business owners. 

1. Who we are

Ugh, Social provides strategic-ish support with a side of sarcasm for burnt out business owners. That’s it. No magic formulas, no overnight growth promises, no dance tutorials. 

2. Use of the website

  • You must be 16 or over to use this site or buy anything from it. If you’re under 16, wait and few years and come back when the algorithm has fully crushed your spirit.  
  • Don’t copy, resell, or pretend our content is yours. That’s not strategic, that’s illegal. 
  • Don’t break the law while using our site. We shouldn’t have to say this. But turns out we do. 

3. Intellectual Property

Everything we create: words, templates, tools, resources, downloads, logos, memes that accidentally slap, is owned by Ugh, Social. You’re welcome to use it for your business. You’re not welcome to: 

  • Resell it
  • Rebrand it 
  • Share it as if you made it 


If you’re not sure, ask. Or don’t. All we (politely) ask is: don’t be a d*ck.

4. Downloads + Digital Products

All our products are digital (read: refunds). Once it’s in your inbox, it’s yours. We stand by our templates being genuinely useful, but if you somehow expected them to do your content for you, that’s a conversation for your therapist, not us. 

5. No guarantees (because... algorithm)

We give you tools. Strategic ones. Based on real marketing know-how. But social media is a dumpster fire, and we don’t control the wind. So: we don’t guarantee any specific results. Engagement, reach, virality, sales, followers, TikTok fame, you’re on your own. 

6. Third Party Tools + Links (some might pay us)

Sometimes we link to things we actually use – like Notion and Canva that make content slightly less painful. 

Some of those links may be affiliate links, means if you click and buy, we might earn a small commission. You won’t pay extra. We just get a cut for sending you their way. 

That said: 

  • We only recommend stuff we’d use ourselves (we’re not monsters)
  • We’re not responsible for what third-party sites do with your data, soul, or sanity
  • If a third party tool breaks, updates, or starts charging you unexpectedly – take it up with them, not us. 

We don’t own them. We’re not responsible for them. (Not our sink, not our dishes.) We’re just the sarcastic signpost.

7. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent allowed by law, Ugh Social won’t be held liable for: 

  • Lost profits
  • Emotional damage caused by content creation 
  • Burnout (that one’s on capitalism) 
  • Any direct, indirect, or accidental damages from using our Stuff 

8. Changes to these terms

We might update these Terms. When we do, we’ll change the “Last Updated” date. If the changes are big enough to actually matter, we’ll tell you. Otherwise, assume the usual, “by using this site, you agree to the rules” thing applies. 

9. Contact us

Need to reach us? We’re not massive fans of inboxes either, but we’ll reply. Eventually. 

📬 [email protected]

(Preferably not to sporadically spam us, Eric Jones. And yes, you read that right, we full-named you.) 

10. The Legal Bit

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Any disputes will be handled by the courts of England and Wales. 

Disputes? Lawyers? Let’s not. But, if we must, that’s where it’ll happen. 

Ugh, Testimonials

Because nothing says “trust us” like made-up praise from imaginary strangers. 

"Honestly didn't expect strategy and sarcasm to co-exist this well. But here we are."
Jamie, burnt-out brand builder with a post-it based content plan
"Somehow made me feel seen, dragged and supported. All in one scroll."
Clare, business owner with a mild meme dependency
"Feels like it was built for me. Like, me me. The emotionally fried kind who knows better but still ignores their marketing."
Ashley, allergic to funnels and feelings
"Didn't promise the moon. Promised tolerable content. Delivered."
Drew, entrepreneur powered by caffeine and chaos
"Less: crush your goals, and more: survive the algorithm. Which is exactly what I needed."
Taylor, left their niche in 2023 and never looked back
"Strategic enough to work. Lazy enough to love. I didn't know that was possible."
Jess, currently building a brand from their Notes app
"It's like someone took my existential crisis and made it a content plan. Beautiful."
Meghan, held together by deadlines and denial
"Finally found a system that works with my chaos, not against it."
Ben, corporate refugee turned reluctant entrepreneur

Disclaimer: These reviews are fictional. We made them up because you haven’t left any yet. But if you want to say something equally dramatic, we won’t say no. 

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testimonials = proof that someone, somewhere bought the thing and didn't regret it. allegedly.

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  • You want to market your business without losing your will to live 
  • You appreciate sarcasm and strategy
  • You like emails that feel like a text from your tiredest friend
 
We’ll only send stuff worth opening. Probably. 
 

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